the next three years of economic news, neatly condensed
Gubmint: Here is FREE MONEEEEZ, go buy SEXY NEW DODGE CAR!!!!!Consumer: Oh, thank god -- some money. I'll pay off one of my credit cards.
Gubmint: No, is for STIMULATE ECOMONY, BUY SEXY DODGE CAR!!!!
(Sound of pen scratching on the face of a check.)
Gubmint: What you are doing?
(Sound of check being torn out of checkbook.)
Gubmint: WHAT YOU ARE DOING GO STIMULATE ECOMONY WITH SEXY NEW DODGE CAR
Consumer: God, it's such a relief to resolve some debt.
Gubmint: Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Consumer: Now that I've paid down my debt, I'm going to be more prudent.
Gubmint: Brawndo is thirst mutilat-- wait, what?
Consumer: I think I'll just keep driving this old car for a while, and save some money.
Gubmint: u suk
Consumer: It feels good to live within my means.
Gubmint: h8 u
(Silence.)
Gubmint: k u suk h8 u bai.
-- the end --
posted by Chris Bray @ 11:23 AM
1 Comments:
Hmmm. I've been ahead of the curve. That never happens! And I'm pretty sure the government hates me, yeah.
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