i have with deep reluctance pondered somberly your offer to provide me with lots of excellent fellatio
And I have reluctantly decided that I will indeed accept. Funniest two back-to-back paragraphs to appear in recent news:Since the capital purchase program was announced on Oct. 14, the American Bankers Association, the largest banking trade group, has twice written to Treasury to express its deep skepticism about whether banks would participate unless Treasury provided more clarity about the program's purpose. They also asked Treasury to push back the Nov. 14 deadline to give banks more time to mull their options.Yes, hmmmmm, should we take a few billion dollars? Oh, it's just so hard to decide.
Industry doubts about the program now seem to have faded. Back-of-the envelope estimates by the bankers group suggest that 40% of the industry is interested in the program, ABA executive Wayne Abernathy said.
"Industry doubts about the program now seem to have faded." Ya think?
posted by Chris Bray @ 2:00 PM
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Well, one shouldn't accept sexual favors without knowing what might be asked in return (and checking for hidden cameras, etc.). Now that they know it really is hooking up, not "oops, the condom failed; let's get married" then they're ready for more!
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