it's the other white meatMy second guess, behind the elegant versions of "Barack Obama feasted on tons of cock at his homoislamist madrassa," was going to be that the October surprise would be a, well, "not surprise," but rather sort of a extended dance remix of the same William Ayers/Angry Negro minister/secret Muslim hits of the summer, played louder and with the drum track cranked to eleven. Given the rapidly swelling volume and increasingly urgent tone of my daily "Dick Morris says William Ayers caused the subprime crash" emails from friends and family, that looks like a good guess, too. I was trying to figure out what the whole non-discussion reminded me of, and then it came to me:
Tourist: Yeah, hey -- uh, you got any Pepto-Bismol back there?
Tourist: Pepto-Bismol, Pepto-Bismol, for the, you know, for the stomach.
Cashier: Lo siento -- no entiendo.
Cashier: No habla Ingles, lo siento.
Tourist: I don't think he understands.
Second tourist: Oh, he understands. Let me try.
(Steps forward, clears throat.)
Second Tourist: Uh, excuse-uh me, señor, I -- Uh, do you have-oh el Pepto-Bismol-oh?
(Tourists exchange glances.)
Tourist: PEPTO-BISMOL! PEPTO-BISMOL! PEPTO-BISMOL! PEPTO-BISMOL! HELLO?!?!? PEPTO-BISMOL!!!!!
Cashier: (Sighs, shrugs)
Tourists (in unison): What's wrong with these people?
William Ayers killed Jesus, ladies and gentlemen. Don't believe me? Well, WILLIAM AYERS MURDERED JESUS!!!!!!!