the rich musk of real damn man-courage wafts to my nostrils, and i become fully erect, orienting my engorged member toward mount rushmore
"As for me, I have been wearing a flag in my lapel since September 11, 2001, and with special care ever since American forces took the war to the place whence it emanated, Afghanistan. As long as brave Americans were willing to accept, if necessary, wounds or death on our behalf, I felt a duty to be faithful to them: 'This flag’s for them!' And will stay in my lapel until they are out of harm’s way." -- William Novak, The Corner.Via Ioz.
posted by Chris Bray @ 1:20 PM
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I always thought he should stick something... but just a pin in a lapel is such a disappointment. I really expected that he'd opt for something involving a baseball bat and/or small animals.
Perhaps if you painted stars and stripes on a stick and mailed it to him...
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