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Secret Service agent says in a deposition that his unlawful arrest of a man who shouted criticism at Dick Cheney was based on lies from other Secret Service agents. Said Secret Service agent was flown in for the deposition from his new assignment...
How can you not laugh? Welcome to Guam, Agent Reichle, and, uh, that right there is the most important porta-shitter on the whole island, so, uh, why don't you go ahead and guard that motherfucker till you're eligible for retirement.
Somewhere there's a Secret Service manager calling around to find out if they have any offices that are farther away. ("So, Agent Reichle -- we need to get you medically cleared for work in a zero-gravity environment.")
At least it's a pretty exile.