Sunday, November 18, 2007

room 101

First Interrogator: We've used beating, stress positions, extreme cold, sleep deprivation, and waterboarding, and this guy just won't break. We may have to go to the worst tool in our kit.

Second Interrogator: Not...

First Interrogator: I'm afraid so. Twelve full nights of it.

Second Interrogator: That poor bastard.

3 Comments:

At 7:24 PM , Blogger Ahistoricality said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa........


[The faux-familiar references to "Hugh and David" as hosts and enterttainers make me think of Sigfried and Roy. Does that make me more or less likely to enjoy this experience? Presumably, Hugh's fans are very fond of David; I, on the other hand, have no idea who it is.]

 
At 9:24 PM , Blogger chris bray said...

And Julie McCoy, your cruise director. (Will shoot a liberal every night before dinner.)

If I got on that ship, there would be instant and palpable tension.

 
At 11:05 AM , Blogger Ahistoricality said...

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the idea of these neo-fascist-wannabes traveling to South America for fun: contributing to the Brown economy? Aiding and abetting the new Marxist Menaces? Maybe they're going to stay on the ship, but they are making a bunch of port calls. I think Lou Dobbs would have something to say about this.

 

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