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Management challenges Historiblography readers to identify a sex-referencing lyric that manages to be less sexually stimulating than this Prince classic:We can funk until the dawnExtra points for hair bands and/or singers known to have sexed an Arquette. Winner receives the standard prize.
Making love till cherry's gone
posted by Chris Bray @ 6:51 PM
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Does a hairy-chest band get me any bonus points? I've always found this Bee Gees lyric (the chorus for "Love You Inside Out," a 1979 single that hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100) very, very unappetizing, and gruesome to contemplate:
"I am the man
Who loves you inside out
backwards and forwards with
my heart hanging out
I love no other way
what am I gonna do if we lose that fire?"
(Now, be sure you're imagining it sung in falsetto. In triplicate. By men wearing a lot of spandex.)
Knockin' down your door, pull you to the floor
'Cause you need it, so bad
Takin' what I choose, never gonna lose
I love to drive the young girls wild
Gonna drive my love inside you
Gonna nail your ass to the floor
Down on your knees
--"On Your Knees" by Great White (yes, the ones who managed to torch their last hundred fans in a nightclub fire)
Yep, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Those are two magnificently dreadful entries.
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