typically, people who function at this level of shrewdness have ended up working for doug feith
I often wonder, these days, what it will take to bring the thirty percent around to reality. And here, ladies and gentlemen, is your answer.The scientists of rocketry at the he-man-librul-haters blog Saber Point, convinced that they have located a radical leftist type, have set out to expose all of my Big Personal Secrets:
-- While not attending UCLA, I work at "New Avenue Systems" (which I promptly googled -- it's in Arcadia), live in Irvine, and maintain a blog called, read this carefully, "Crotched Hats." Note that, in the linked thread, they threaten to call my boss at New Avenue Systems and inform him that I'm blogging during work hours. I keep hoping that they'll really do this one. It's a shame I can't sneak into the building to hear the other end of the phone call.
-- I am really "Chris J. Bray," of Corona del Mar;
-- I have a blog called "history" or "historians" (Historiblography having too many syllables to register, despite repeated efforts)
And, yeah, that's pretty much me, sitting here in Corona del Mar, editing Crotched Hats while I take a day off from New Avenue Systems. These guys are good.
I also feel kind of badly for this Chris J. Bray character, commuting between his apartment in Corona del Mar, grad school at UCLA, and an office in Arcadia. He must be on the road twenty-five hours a day.
It helps to explain this story, I think.
posted by Chris Bray @ 2:34 PM
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At last the truth comes out. It would be pretty much impossible for someone to live in Corona del Mar, attend UCLA, and work in Arcadia. And I called New Avenue Systems several times and asked to speak with the UCLA grad student who used to be in the Army only to be told that nobody like that worked there. That leaves only one logical conclusion; there is no "Chris Bray". You are just another one of those Jamil Hussein-style false flag operations.
There is no "Chris Bray"
I am John Doe!
Mojo,
Just so you know, you're not an anonymous commentor anymore! I had the boys at Saber Point do a little detective work, and they've blown your cover! Here are some REAL FACTS about you that I bet you wish you could have kept quiet:
-- You are the president of Poland
-- You work nights at a Peruvian car wash
-- You live in Cleveland with an iguana
So there! None shall escape the wizards of Saber Point!
-stogiechomper
Two things have made me giggle like a schoolgirl this morning: the ongoing saga of Stealth Fedora and this video of a "lizard attack." Somehow, I think they may be related.
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