i am a doughy johnMy old friend Michelle Malkin sends word that she's working on a follow-up to the John Doe Manifesto. It's pretty stirring! Here's what she has so far:
I do not want the Muslims hereMichelle is a total genius. It sends shivers up my spine! Can't wait to see it finished! We WILL save Western Civilization!
I do not want them to be near
I do not want them on a bus
I do not want them next to us
I do not want to have sharia
Riding in my husband's Kia
I do not want to wear a burqa
When on Fox I go bezercka
I do not want to say shahada
While I eat a baked potata
I do not want to read Koran
While I write with a crayon
I do not want for them to ban
My favorite dish -- green eggs and ham!
Check this out -- it gets easier when you drink! Observe:
Muslims want to rule us allI can literally do this all fucking day -- once you point your mind in this direction, it just keeps flowing out, like...like...an uncapped sewage pipe!
They want the West to take a fall
They want to run our restaurants
And make us all take Mecca jaunts
They want to ruin all who like us
And take away our sacred whiteness
The only god they want is Allah
French toast no longer made with Challah
They want to run our taxicabs
And on all Christians keep close tabs...
Keep a close eye on nro.com -- I should have a column there by next Wednesday, latest!
It's a tough gig, but it's the price we pay to defend Western Civilization.