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i am a doughy john

My old friend Michelle Malkin sends word that she's working on a follow-up to the John Doe Manifesto. It's pretty stirring! Here's what she has so far:

I do not want the Muslims here
I do not want them to be near

I do not want them on a bus
I do not want them next to us

I do not want to have sharia
Riding in my husband's Kia

I do not want to wear a burqa
When on Fox I go bezercka

I do not want to say shahada
While I eat a baked potata

I do not want to read Koran
While I write with a crayon

I do not want for them to ban
My favorite dish -- green eggs and ham!

Michelle is a total genius. It sends shivers up my spine! Can't wait to see it finished! We WILL save Western Civilization!

ADDED LATER:

Check this out -- it gets easier when you drink! Observe:

Muslims want to rule us all
They want the West to take a fall

They want to run our restaurants
And make us all take Mecca jaunts

They want to ruin all who like us
And take away our sacred whiteness

The only god they want is Allah
French toast no longer made with Challah

They want to run our taxicabs
And on all Christians keep close tabs...

I can literally do this all fucking day -- once you point your mind in this direction, it just keeps flowing out, like...like...an uncapped sewage pipe!

Keep a close eye on nro.com -- I should have a column there by next Wednesday, latest!

It's a tough gig, but it's the price we pay to defend Western Civilization.

posted by Chris Bray @ 3:08 PM