Monday, February 05, 2007

shot and bombed until fully soothed

Favorite newspaper headline ever, from today's Washington Times:

"U.S. Threatens Crushing Offensive To Calm Baghdad."

In other news, the Department of Education is implementing a new plan to improve standardized test scores in K-12 schools by stabbing children in the head.

2 Comments:

At 6:00 PM , Blogger Ahistoricality said...

Destroy the village to save it!

No...

"Members of the Corps / All hate the thought of war / We'd rather kill them off by peaceful means."

No....

"Kill them all, God will know his own"

Maybe that's it.

 
At 6:45 PM , Anonymous Mojo said...

In other news, the Department of Education is implementing a new plan to improve standardized test scores in K-12 schools by stabbing children in the head.
Fox News alert. Bill O'Reilly leaves Fox to "get back in the classroom".

 

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