he dieted for your sins
Matthew brought a nice tuna casserole. Mark brought a giant brioche. Peter brought chicken. And Our Savior brought reduced-fat rack of lamb with a side of whole-grain kashi. It was just the sweetest li'l pot luck ever.(From the author of this helpful tome, the title of which a thousand parodists would have needed 10,000 years to invent.)

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You probably get this all the time, but are you the Chris Bray f/k/a Ambrose Beers? If so, I am, and continue to be, a huge fan of your writing. You've always managed to find a warm, generous tone in even your most brutal intellectual takedowns, and I'm always left in awe.
If you're not Ambrose, well, hey, you're a pretty good simulacrum!
I am that suckster, yep. And I miss it.
The warm and generous tone behind the brutality of my takedowns is...yeah. There's been a lot of loneliness, man.
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