Thursday, December 08, 2005

he dieted for your sins

Matthew brought a nice tuna casserole. Mark brought a giant brioche. Peter brought chicken. And Our Savior brought reduced-fat rack of lamb with a side of whole-grain kashi. It was just the sweetest li'l pot luck ever.

(From the author of this helpful tome, the title of which a thousand parodists would have needed 10,000 years to invent.)

2 Comments:

At 3:14 PM , Anonymous matthew rich said...

You probably get this all the time, but are you the Chris Bray f/k/a Ambrose Beers? If so, I am, and continue to be, a huge fan of your writing. You've always managed to find a warm, generous tone in even your most brutal intellectual takedowns, and I'm always left in awe.

If you're not Ambrose, well, hey, you're a pretty good simulacrum!

 
At 4:15 AM , Blogger chris bray said...

I am that suckster, yep. And I miss it.

The warm and generous tone behind the brutality of my takedowns is...yeah. There's been a lot of loneliness, man.

 

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