A Beautiful WeddingNot only is Chris’s wedding the subject of a live webcast; it also is covered by the following live blogmentary by Sam and Michael!
Sam: The video won’t load
Michael: Why isn’t the video loading? Did you mess it up?
Sam: Stop accusing me! The video just isn’t loading. Maybe if I hit reload…
[Sound in the background of wedding bells]
Sam: It’s buffering! It’s buffering! Wait who is that? This is the wrong wedding!
Michael: I told you that you needed to click on the “Chris Bray” link!
Sam: No woops that’s Ann’s father. This is the right wedding. There is Chris!
Michael: He really is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt and shorts! I can’t believe he took the bet. He must really be desperate for money.
[Meanwhile—in the background—the minister begins a commentary on the joys of marriage. He suggests that Chris should continue to buy Ann gifts, particularly diamonds.]
Sam: Did she just roll her eyes at him? I think I just saw a thought bubble, and it said “yeah, right.”
Michael: [begins sobbing uncontrollably]
[Meanwhile Chris and Anne exchange vows]
Michael: Chris and Ann both really sound sincere. And that is difficult considering the rather unsightly rip in his tuxedo shirt. The camera work on this is amazing; they must have three or four different angles on this thing. This is no run of the mill wedding webcast!
Sam: [begins sobbing uncontrollably]
[Back at the ranch Chris and Ann exchange rings]
Sam and Michael: [begin sobbing uncontrollably]
Congratulations Chris and Ann! We tried to submit a “toast” online but could not quite figure out how to do it. It really was a beautiful ceremony and we both look forward to the happy years we know the two of you will spend together. We wish there had been time or room for us to have been there with you to share this moment. Nonetheless it was clear even from several hundred miles away that the two of you were made for each other.