Legal ActionAs I was glancing through my father’s pictures, I realized at least one of them had been in fact taken by me. Needless to say I was shocked and amazed at the betrayal. I felt like one of those child stars whose parents hop them up on dangerous drugs, and then steal the money they earn from their acting career.
I hate to air my dirty laundry online, but I feel you should know that the historiblogography legal team has been contacted and is serving papers to my father. I intend to sue for sixty billion lira.