costumesThis is why I love my friends.
Halloween costumes they've come up with (quoted and paraphrased):
1. 'stem cell research gone bad': glue an ear to my face, fingers all over my shoulders and maybe a penis coming out of my neck for good measure.
2. Nutso: dress kind of dumpy (socks with sandles, sweater vest, etc.) and then have a sign that says John 4:20 or some'n. i could give out funny sayings (make xeroxes of funny stuff --maybe like "god hates you")
3. Proctologist: Wear hospital greens and a stethoscope, smear chocolate pudding all over the front of yourself and let dry. Wear a nametag that says Dr. Ben Dover, Proctologist. For added grossness, wear gloves with pudding on them and lick them in plain view. You can also bring brownies, shape them like a stool,
and eat them.
4. Sugar Baby: Dress like a baby and carry a bag of sugar.
5. Taco Belle: Wear a Southern Belle outfit complete with a hoop skirt. Top it off with a sombrero. Speak Spanish with a southern drawl!
6. White Trash: Take a kitchen-sized white plastic trashcan. Cut it so you can wear it around your torso, fill with white or clear garbage hanging out around the top. Tie the lid to your head. Wear over all-white clothes.
7. Chip-monk: Dress in a monk's robe, rope belt, etc., then hot-glue (empty) potato chip and/or tortilla chip bags all over
8. Web Server: Dress like a waitress/waiter, carry around a tray with food that has fake spider webs draped over it.
9. Soup-erman: Dress in a superhero costume, and attach empty soup cans and spoons all over your body.
10. Siegfried and Roy Orbinson: Wear black pants, white shirt and tie, sunglasses and "rock star" black wig. Carry a microphone. Then attach a stuffed white tiger to your neck as if it's attacking you.
11. Peeping Tom: Take a cardboard box that fits over your head. Cut the box in front of your face to form "windows." Paint it and add curtains. Wear a trenchcoat with a nametag that says "Tom."
12. Grim Rapper: Wear a grim reaper costume, but accessorize with baggy pants, gold teeth, thick gold chains and a radio on your shoulder.
13. Cereal Killer: Mini cereal boxes impaled with plastic utensils taped to body plus jam as blood dripping from the holes in the cardboard.
14. Cookie Cutter: dress up as a giant cookie and then have bare arms with cuts all over them.