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so he was totally like, not like breathing and stuff?

You're right: I haven't been posting. Our reader(s) are probably in a lather, panting for new material. I just hope their collective sorrow doesn't have an impact on the economy.

In the meantime, however, I will share the thing I overheard today as I walked past the UCLA hospital. Picture a scary-young guy in a white lab coat, walking down the street and talking on his cell phone. And he's saying:

I'm totally sorry I haven't, like, called? But, like, we have a new like attending? And he's totally, like, busting my balls?

This is why I try not to get sick.

posted by Chris Bray @ 9:05 PM